Could you be at Risk???!!!

The Symptoms Include:

1--Rants and Ravings of a PATHETIC nature

2--General self-loathing

3--Feelings of helplessness over such trivial things as loss of cell phone

4--Crying while working and barely trying to hide it

5--Self-Medication due to fear of complete and total mental breakdown

6--Repetition of sad songs, usually SYSTEM OF A DOWN related (go figure)

7--Swinging between extreme feelings of elation followed by complete and utter despair

***if you know anyone with all of these symptoms then you are probably close personal friends with Ze Brickthrower. In her nature, it is customary for her to cycle through extreme emotions. Today, she has hit rock bottom with a very ungraceful and injurous land.***

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