A Short Story Amongst Friends...#2
****READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! PEOPLE GOT A LIL RAUNCHY THIS TIME****
JUDY DOES C-VILLE
By Ze Brickthrower!, Keg Leg, Jen, Little John, A-Licia and E-lisha on 5.30.04

When Judy was a child, her mother would lock the door behing her every night, after kissing little Judy's ruby cheek and say
"Under no circumstances must you leave this room, Judy dear."
Her mother would beat poor little Judy with her huge black dildo. Judy referred to it as the "Black Dong of Satan." When her mother beat her, she would cry, but mostly from the stale putrid stench of Mommy Snatch that radiated from the Dong of Doom.
One night, Judy decided to retaliate. She formed an elaborate plan to steal the dildo and throw it out the window into the pool. But something went terribly wrong. As she picked up the Black Dong of Satan to dispose of the wretched evil that plagued her since birth, she caught a whiff of her mother's evil snatch.
"That smell, that horribly perfect smell" she thought to herself. How could she part with it? As she thought naughty thoughts of anal sex, the dildo magically turned itself on [sic] and flew into her young anal crevice. It pounded in and out until finally it spoke!
"Oh my precious young and oh-so-tight Judy, there is only one way to keep me as a magical dildo!" He told her as he rammed into her harder and faster.
"What is it?" Judy moaned. "Anything, I'll do anything!" The dildo told Judy that the only thing to keep him from turning into the Black Dong of Stat was to sneak into her mother's room while she was sleeping and tape dryer sheets to her snatch every night for the next week.
Then...Hi...:) I have A.d.d. and aren't good at writing stories...I like Dildos and the on in this story excites me... Yup--I need some ritalin cuase A.D.D. just kicked in...may the Black Dildo of Satan rise in the East and fall in my ass FOREVER!!! Dilos Rock!!
-FIN-

There's always one of them, isn't there?
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